oh hey didn’t… didn’t see you there

 
my friend becky did this she’s so talented

my friend becky did this she’s so talented

I literally just did not know how to make the last page NOT be a button shoot me I made this in like 45 minutes I’M BUSY, PPL! Speaking of, I saw Busy Phillips on the street today and I briefly wondered if she pronounced her name like “Busey” and was going to look it up but I was like wtf Teebs who cares get yr turkey sausage and cheddar bagel and stfo and Roy said he wanted to do our birthdays (I’m saying “our” because “our” bdays are very close together not because I have a plethora of codependent friendships I’m actually super independent like I can’t imagine being in a relationship bc I don’t want anyone in my house but me hashtag sags rule) at Disneyland this year and I was like tf? Why go to Disneyland when you can just go to sleep plus I ok nm I was about to tell a sex story about this short flight attendant at the Line hotel who threw my knee out but like who does that on their personal site it’s like save it for the mic Also I’m very aware that I don’t have a contact form or whatever on here but that’s because I want to be left alone most of the time in fact I wish I could be less plugged in like I dream of throwing away my phone and getting a landline but then like where wd I get all my external validation uh oh I guess it’s time to write another book lol I’m the worst byeeeeeeee